Yes folks it's true, with Ronspeak you too could impress friends and family with your very own language, based on that developed by a leading Formula One team principal.

Imagine turning up at an important meeting, with your manger person, and reeling off a speech that nobody but you can understand.

No longer do you need to be the butt of jokes and have sand kicked in your face by Australian up-starts, with the new Ronspeak vocabulary you could be the sharpest tool in the box, tearing your rivals apart with your rapier wit and slicing into interviewers with your razor-sharp tongue.

Why use one word, when thirty-eight would do, use Ronspeak and Finns will never be the same.

Impress women, frustrate rivals and bore the arse off out-going FIA Presidents with Ronspeak - available only from Pitpass, courtesy of Wangbar.

To complete the image, buy a padded leather jacket, adopt a surly attitude and in no time at all you could be the master of your own destiny, and possibly Formula One's.

Ronspeak - only available at Pitpass, for more details, click here

If you would like to contribute to the Ronspeak vocabulary, please send your suggestions - but no writs folks - to editor@pitpass.com. Ideally, what we're looking for is a phrase or expression to cover one word - such as Computer = Self-contained computing and storage unit.