Tim Goodchild

Luca (speaking under his breath): Bernie! Flavio has just pinched my bum
Bernie: Don't worry Luca, I'll protect you and Ferrari, and we'll ensure you are far far away from Renault next year...!

Nick Gurney

You say Tomaytoes, I say Tomartoes, lets call the whole thing off...

Fernando Horta - Brazil

Luca: Briatori told me he's gonna retire and they're thinking about leaving F1 next year ... other teams are leaving too, just Ferrari will stick racing F1 if nothing happens ...
Bernie: YES!!! WE DID IT!!! oops, ern, yeah, we must change somethings to prevent it happening ... but it'd interesting to see 20 Ferrari racing each other ...

Jeff Biscko

(Luca Speaking) I told you Bernie, you and I will destroy F1 and rule the world.

Bruce Day

Luca: Bernie your'e a cream-puff i'll pull your arm off
Bernie: Luca now that the piddly jag boys have gone belly up, I'll expect you to run a third car, supply cutomer engines to Minardi and Jordon and like it! or no more favoritisim!!
Flav: Who can I knock-up next? Nicole? Naomi?

Simon Morse

Bernie: No, no..hang on, it's coming it's coming......
Luca: You know our love runs deep my friend......but you really are a filthy swine sometimes......
Flavio: Your a***-hole again Bernie? Makes a change from hearing the one under your nose....

Russ

"hey luca baby,did you like the the sporting rules (sic) we rushed through for you?"

Sean Brian Kirby

"Luca - okay, Luca... loosen up, please."

Richard Sergeant

Flavio Briatore decides that he’s had enough of the “Who blinks first loses everything” game as he intends to retire at the end of 2005.

Duncan Ashenhurst - Edinburgh