Wasn't it the comedian Richard Pryor who famously said: "If you're looking for justice, that's just what you'll find - just us"?
Anyway, some of you may have noticed that Mr E has been involved in a minor court case in London recently, a case that threatens his five decade reign over the sport.
Resident cartoonist Gurmit, like many, was shocked to hear that the diminutive one has been accused of using bribery.... Bribery? Bernie? Nah! insists Gurmit.
Surely they're merely mistaking his much covered benevolence.
Check out Gurmit's latest, here.