06/05/2005
NEWS STORY
Following the decision of the International Court of Appeal, the FIA has opted to revise the timetable for the first day of the Spanish Grand Prix Weekend.
10:00: Podium ceremony for Imola race with Jenson Button handing over third-place trophy to Alexander Wurz.
10:15: Trophy taken back from Wurz and McLaren banned until further notice, following complaints from the fashion police regarding their awful teamwear.
10:30: Podium ceremony for Imola race with Alexander Wurz, wearing jeans and t-shirt, not McLaren overalls, handing over third-place trophy to Jacques Villeneuve. National holiday declared in Canada.
10:45: Bernie Ecclestone reveals that fuel tank saga was merely a ruse to get F1 back in the headlines, no ban for BAR. Therefore the Brackley team gets to race and Villeneuve hands back trophy to Jenson Button. Canadian National holiday cancelled.
11:00: First free practice session gets underway, but spectators have already left...